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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged - Courtesy of Joyce Pritchard
		
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

November 09 - For all you Phantom lovers, Will Ferrell should be on Broadway.

October 25 - Kristi Maas found this outside the entrance of a hospital in Ghana.
Get a Vasectomy Today!

October 24 - JL Stayner demonstrates one of the million uses for a water bottle.

October 03 - Dr. Renner mentioned the Ministry of Silly Walks, so here it is!

September 27 - For anyone who likes Diet Coke, Mentos and the Bellagio.

September 23 - You must conform to this criteria in order to be a member of MSIG.

May 10 - Umar wanted to share a little bit of his culture with all of you.

May 08 - Don't Touch That!

April 26 - Some people have been curious regarding how I have time to run the web page, make the Roast videos/DVD, watch all my TV programs and still have time to study. This might give you an idea of what I do at home. See what Dave does in his free time.

April 14 - Are you scared of germs? Let George Carlin kick a little sense into you. Audio clip donated by Eric Schlekeway and edited for content by David Adams. Listen to the clip.

March 13 - Behold the craziness that is Tom Cruise! I thought this was especially fitting since Dr. Partlow kept bringing it up and we just finished his exam. By the way, congrats on everybody passing, you guys are awesome! Too bad that was our easiest test!